Department of Personal Efficiency
North Korean starvation is not a food-shortage issue, but rather a deliberate tactic to keep people docile and obedient
Translations are never perfect: they lack subtlety of hue, losing double meanings and speechly quirks
Late dinners are dumb. I don’t need much energy when asleep
The perfect walk is done nude on sand next to the sea, amidst a clear sky and fresh morning air
I work no matter what, because that’s what we, men, are supposed to do
European clocks will be dialled forward by one hour tonight. This clock-switching ritual is not just pointless, but also deadly
There is nothing inherently evil about 15-minute neighborhoods and cities. It only makes sense to reduce the time it takes to get from one place to another
Now that the EU has popularised price caps, I say that we the people should introduce our own
Make your dreams come true now, before something unimaginable stops you from doing so later