Department of Personal Efficiency

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Hunger inhibits long-term thinking

North Korean starvation is not a food-shortage issue, but rather a deliberate tactic to keep people docile and obedient

Translations

Translations are never perfect: they lack subtlety of hue, losing double meanings and speechly quirks

Late dinners

Late dinners are dumb. I don’t need much energy when asleep

The perfect walk

The perfect walk is done nude on sand next to the sea, amidst a clear sky and fresh morning air

Permanent summer time

European clocks will be dialled forward by one hour tonight. This clock-switching ritual is not just pointless, but also deadly

15-minute cities

There is nothing inherently evil about 15-minute neighborhoods and cities. It only makes sense to reduce the time it takes to get from one place to another

People’s price caps

Now that the EU has popularised price caps, I say that we the people should introduce our own

Seize the moment

Make your dreams come true now, before something unimaginable stops you from doing so later

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