{ "version": "https:\/\/jsonfeed.org\/version\/1.1", "title": "Wit", "_rss_description": "Home page · Travel · На русском", "_rss_language": "en", "_itunes_email": "", "_itunes_categories_xml": "", "_itunes_image": "", "_itunes_explicit": "", "home_page_url": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/tags\/wit\/", "feed_url": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/tags\/wit\/json\/", "icon": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/userpic\/userpic@2x.jpg?1739870896", "authors": [ { "name": "Robert", "url": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/", "avatar": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/userpic\/userpic@2x.jpg?1739870896" } ], "items": [ { "id": "1535", "url": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/all\/hue-swapped-flags\/", "title": "Hue-swapped flags", "content_html": "
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Profit-making prophet.<\/p>\n", "summary": "Profit-making prophet", "date_published": "2025-08-17T11:55:45+02:00", "date_modified": "2025-08-17T15:44:18+02:00", "tags": [ "tongue", "wealthlore", "wit" ], "_date_published_rfc2822": "Sun, 17 Aug 2025 11:55:45 +0200", "_rss_guid_is_permalink": "false", "_rss_guid": "1534", "_e2_data": { "is_favourite": false, "links_required": [], "og_images": [] } }, { "id": "1533", "url": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/all\/copypasta\/", "title": "Copypasta?", "content_html": "

No, cutpasta<\/i>!<\/p>\n

Cut pasta out completely!<\/p>\n", "summary": "No, CUTPASTA!", "date_published": "2025-07-14T20:04:20+02:00", "date_modified": "2025-08-06T13:11:17+02:00", "tags": [ "food", "wit" ], "_date_published_rfc2822": "Mon, 14 Jul 2025 20:04:20 +0200", "_rss_guid_is_permalink": "false", "_rss_guid": "1533", "_e2_data": { "is_favourite": false, "links_required": [], "og_images": [] } }, { "id": "1519", "url": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/all\/israel\/", "title": "Israel", "content_html": "

Is real?<\/p>\n", "summary": "Is real?", "date_published": "2025-02-13T12:55:43+02:00", "date_modified": "2025-03-06T12:18:08+02:00", "tags": [ "tongue", "wit" ], "_date_published_rfc2822": "Thu, 13 Feb 2025 12:55:43 +0200", "_rss_guid_is_permalink": "false", "_rss_guid": "1519", "_e2_data": { "is_favourite": false, "links_required": [], "og_images": [] } }, { "id": "1512", "url": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/all\/sigmaboy\/", "title": "Sigma Boy symbol", "content_html": "

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Glitch-Producing Transformer.<\/p>\n", "summary": "Glitch-Producing Transformer", "date_published": "2024-12-04T13:56:55+02:00", "date_modified": "2024-12-04T13:56:46+02:00", "tags": [ "madness", "software", "tech", "wit" ], "_date_published_rfc2822": "Wed, 04 Dec 2024 13:56:55 +0200", "_rss_guid_is_permalink": "false", "_rss_guid": "1506", "_e2_data": { "is_favourite": true, "links_required": [], "og_images": [] } }, { "id": "1502", "url": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/all\/based\/", "title": "Based logo", "content_html": "

Based<\/a>, full name Base Democratica<\/i>, is an Italian movement for direct democracy. Its founder asked me to give it a logo.<\/p>\n

I made it based<\/b>:
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No extant political parties in Italy use the color orange.<\/p>\n", "summary": "I made a logo for Based, an Italian movement for direct democracy", "date_published": "2024-11-29T20:53:27+02:00", "date_modified": "2025-03-28T09:41:11+02:00", "tags": [ "design", "hues", "Italy", "logos", "my logos", "undertakings", "wit" ], "image": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/based.svg", "_date_published_rfc2822": "Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:53:27 +0200", "_rss_guid_is_permalink": "false", "_rss_guid": "1502", "_e2_data": { "is_favourite": false, "links_required": [], "og_images": [ "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/based.svg" ] } }, { "id": "1343", "url": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/all\/london-2023\/", "title": "London in May 2023", "content_html": "

First of all, the euphoric smell<\/a> is still there. I didn’t find it as common as in 2020 and before, but it does come from the Tube and it also came from a bus. May it stay.<\/p>\n

A beautiful window:<\/p>\n

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A beautiful lantern:<\/p>\n

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Greenery:<\/p>\n

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Plaques:<\/p>\n

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Other address lettering:<\/p>\n

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Soviet architecture:<\/p>\n

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A traffic light:<\/p>\n

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An outdoor table:<\/p>\n

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Doors:<\/p>\n

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A mighty entryway:<\/p>\n

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A lovely face:<\/p>\n

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Trees and bricks:<\/p>\n

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A brick wall:<\/p>\n

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The London Fire Brigade’s coat of arms reminds me of the Kiribati flag 🇰🇮:<\/p>\n

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Chinatown:<\/p>\n

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A gallery:<\/p>\n

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A patriotic flag display:<\/p>\n

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An ice cream van:<\/p>\n

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A charming car:<\/p>\n

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A square:<\/p>\n

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The London Eye:<\/p>\n

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Big Sister is watching:<\/p>\n

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A pharmacy swastika:<\/p>\n

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Wokeness at the Wellcome Collection:<\/p>\n

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My message:<\/p>\n

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The first words of one of my favorite poëms, Leisure, on a sticker:<\/p>\n

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Other city details:<\/p>\n

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Unlike Italy, there is a lot of Asian and Indian cuisine in London. Its spicy aromas are a delight.<\/p>\n

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Packaging at the supermarket:<\/p>\n

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Drinking from a coconut:<\/p>\n

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A water bottle:<\/p>\n

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Swedenborg’s Rules of Tremulation:<\/p>\n

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It’s a shame Selfridges doesn’t sell fridges.<\/p>\n", "summary": "Greenery, plaques, architecture, design details, cars, and food", "date_published": "2024-03-03T00:49:25+02:00", "date_modified": "2024-10-04T15:41:57+02:00", "tags": [ "bricks", "buildcraft", "buses", "design", "doors", "drinks", "environment", "Europe", "flights", "food", "humor", "London", "national symbols", "packaging", "plaques", "poëms", "public spaces", "smells", "swastikas", "tongue", "travel", "typography", "wayfinding", "wit" ], "image": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_6946.JPG", "_date_published_rfc2822": "Sun, 03 Mar 2024 00:49:25 +0200", "_rss_guid_is_permalink": "false", "_rss_guid": "1343", "_e2_data": { "is_favourite": false, "links_required": [], "og_images": [ "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_6946.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_6990.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7014.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7018.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7124.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_6845.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_6846.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_6852.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7071.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7073.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7111.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_6870.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_6990-1.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7190.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7194.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_6950.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7206.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7136.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7149.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7191.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7130-1.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_6892.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_6905.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_6922.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_6946-1.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7077-1.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7110.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7120.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7392.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7051-1.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_6985.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7008-1.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7014-1.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7065.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7018-1.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7022.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7048.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7067.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7095.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7124-1.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7131.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7329.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7323.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7155.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7162.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7178.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7186.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7209.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7188.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7232.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7288.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7347.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7239.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7412.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7410.JPG", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_7279.JPG" ] } }, { "id": "1344", "url": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/all\/lottery-slogan\/", "title": "A slogan for a lottery", "content_html": "

Play now. Win later¹<\/p>\n

¹A lot later. Possibly never<\/p>\n", "summary": "Play now. Win later¹", "date_published": "2024-03-02T09:08:07+02:00", "date_modified": "2024-09-27T10:31:39+02:00", "tags": [ "humor", "maths", "wit" ], "_date_published_rfc2822": "Sat, 02 Mar 2024 09:08:07 +0200", "_rss_guid_is_permalink": "false", "_rss_guid": "1344", "_e2_data": { "is_favourite": false, "links_required": [], "og_images": [] } }, { "id": "1066", "url": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/all\/mourning\/", "title": "Endless national mourning", "content_html": "

I support endless national mourning if it can stop the government from passing needless new legislation.<\/p>\n", "summary": "I support endless national mourning if it can stop the government from passing needless new legislation", "date_published": "2023-06-14T16:15:47+02:00", "date_modified": "2024-10-21T08:49:30+02:00", "tags": [ "legislation", "solutions", "wit" ], "_date_published_rfc2822": "Wed, 14 Jun 2023 16:15:47 +0200", "_rss_guid_is_permalink": "false", "_rss_guid": "1066", "_e2_data": { "is_favourite": true, "links_required": [], "og_images": [] } }, { "id": "908", "url": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/all\/seo\/", "title": "SEO hijacking", "content_html": "

It is essential to control one’s image. Telling one’s own story forestalls others from coming up with theories, while the right positioning turns cheaply made products into premium ones.<\/p>\n

I’m particularly fascinated by how the eccentric tactic of SEO hijacking can help overshadow unwanted narratives:<\/p>\n

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  • Boris Johnson’s revelation about his hobby of making bus models overshadowed the Brexit bus controversy;<\/li>\n
  • the Biden administration’s crack-pipe handout overshadowed talk about Hunter Biden’s cocaine addiction;<\/li>\n
  • the train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio, overshadowed news about zionists attacking Palestine in the Middle East;<\/li>\n
  • the launch of Burnt Hair perfume overshadowed stories about exploding Teslas;<\/li>\n
  • Doge becoming Twitter’s logo overshadowed the Dogecoin-related suit against Elon Musk.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n", "summary": "It is essential to control one’s image", "date_published": "2023-04-05T20:46:10+02:00", "date_modified": "2024-10-20T08:01:05+02:00", "tags": [ "Elon Musk", "might", "Palestine", "strategy", "the web", "tongue", "wit" ], "_date_published_rfc2822": "Wed, 05 Apr 2023 20:46:10 +0200", "_rss_guid_is_permalink": "false", "_rss_guid": "908", "_e2_data": { "is_favourite": true, "links_required": [], "og_images": [] } }, { "id": "848", "url": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/all\/tucker-life\/", "title": "Tucker Carlson on life", "content_html": "

    Tucker Carlson: “Life, unfortunately, is a sexually-transmitted invariably fatal condition”.<\/p>\n

    Brilliant phrase.<\/p>\n", "summary": "Tucker Carlson: “Life, unfortunately, is a sexually-transmitted invariably fatal condition”", "date_published": "2023-03-01T13:29:53+02:00", "date_modified": "2024-12-04T10:57:30+02:00", "tags": [ "death", "life", "sex", "Tucker Carlson", "wit" ], "_date_published_rfc2822": "Wed, 01 Mar 2023 13:29:53 +0200", "_rss_guid_is_permalink": "false", "_rss_guid": "848", "_e2_data": { "is_favourite": false, "links_required": [], "og_images": [] } }, { "id": "843", "url": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/all\/kiev-circus\/", "title": "The Kiev circus", "content_html": "

    The Kiev circus is one of flag-spinners, fire-breathers, knife-throwers, money-magicians, leopards, and a clown.<\/p>\n", "summary": "The Kiev circus is one of flag-spinners, fire-breathers, knife-throwers, money-magicians, leopards, and a clown", "date_published": "2023-02-28T00:15:27+02:00", "date_modified": "2024-09-27T10:22:20+02:00", "tags": [ "Ukraine", "wit" ], "_date_published_rfc2822": "Tue, 28 Feb 2023 00:15:27 +0200", "_rss_guid_is_permalink": "false", "_rss_guid": "843", "_e2_data": { "is_favourite": false, "links_required": [], "og_images": [] } }, { "id": "221", "url": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/all\/oat-drink-ads\/", "title": "Oat drink ads in London", "content_html": "

    When I arrived at King’s Cross station, I smiled after a bus with an oat drink ad passed by:<\/p>\n

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    I love this kind of wit:<\/p>\n

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    Shoreditch<\/div>\n<\/div>\n", "summary": "When I arrived at King’s Cross station, I smiled after a bus with an oat drink ad passed by", "date_published": "2020-06-13T20:52:45+02:00", "date_modified": "2024-09-28T10:04:45+02:00", "tags": [ "ads", "London", "travel", "wit" ], "image": "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_0018.jpg", "_date_published_rfc2822": "Sat, 13 Jun 2020 20:52:45 +0200", "_rss_guid_is_permalink": "false", "_rss_guid": "221", "_e2_data": { "is_favourite": false, "links_required": [], "og_images": [ "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_0018.jpg", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_0077.jpg", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_0266.jpg", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_0505.jpg", "https:\/\/robert.uber.space\/blog\/pictures\/IMG_0247.jpg" ] } } ], "_e2_version": 4199, "_e2_ua_string": "Aegea 11.5 (v4199)" }